Russian Santa Power Rangers
From the frozen steppes of the inhospitable Russian cityscape, there comes a time when heroes emerge. When men from simple stock rise to occassions and lead the people to a bright and hopeful future.
These are not those heroes.
A combination of sullied Communist water, 70-proof vodka, and copious amounts of drugs has come together to bring this masterpiece to the public eye. A man under the guise of Santa Clause (or perhaps the true incarnation of such) leads his merry troop of drunken Power Rangers to the stage and dazzle audience members with masterful skills of the latest in crime fighting maneuvers. People are stunned by what they see, and though few are unimpressed with the show, the audience's sobriety is also under question.
Through this display, Santa and his Rangers bring a new hope to a desperately dreary landscape. Despite being hidden behind the Iron Curtain, they have managed to raise the red curtain for all dance enthusiasts.
HA! omg thanks for making my night! lol
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