Mr. Magoo's Manic Monologue

Manic Monologue #10

This sums up this blog posting assignment pretty accurately.

Manic Monologue #9

Misteaks were made

Steered int he wrong direction and now she can't mooove. It's udderly tragic.

Cows.

Manic Monologue #8

Hey, remember Barbie? Ever wondered what she would look like without makeup?

You didn't? Well you're on the wrong blog then.

My face when I saw the image:

With all of those videos of reckless desert driving, maybe the police can finally keep up. The car is clearly a Lamborghini of some kind. One has to question though, where would they hold the suspects that they arrest?

Manic Monologue #6

Here's some weird biology for you lurkers.

Researchers took ants with clear abdomens and fed them coloured sugar water. The results are pretty fascinating. When one ant drank from two different coloured sources, they made a new colour inside their bodies! Cool right?

Yeah, I need a hobby.

Manic Monologue #5

Have you ever wondered what Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne look like without the stardom? If you took away the glam and the fame and the plastic surgeries and go back in time about fifteen years, what do you suppose we would get?

This

We would get this

Manic Monologue #4

Why doesn't North America have any castles? I mean, Europe seems to hold that monopoly pretty firmly. I say we take the initiative and start a campaign to bring castles to Canadian and American shores. Sure we have our forts, but we need some badass brick-and-mortar, knight-in-armour, Lord of the Rings castles.

That's what I think.

Yeah.